self-potato

When pleasuring thyself during the stance of the fetal position.

My girlfriend is so flexible, I walk in on her giving a self-potato, and I didn't mind.

by Jonny Boi War January 8, 2010

/self

Used in html and certain message board markup, the slash (/) means end (ex. for bold text, use b to start the bold text and /b to end it, note the slash), so /self means end self, aka kill yourself.

1-I like to watch gay porn and call people noobs even though I'm a bigger noob than them!!!1!!1!
2- /self dumbass

by kingofign July 25, 2004

Self-Invitee

The person at the party who heard, either through facebook (eg. events, reading wall-to-wall comments) or 'a friend' that the party was happening and decided that they should invite themselves even when they have no good business being there; ruining the night for everyone.

"err who invited that guy?"
"Oh, i guess he's a self-invitee"
"Wow what a douche"
Pete Sarich.

by UKnowWho@ur face February 12, 2009

self-gloss

Fabricate and promote a nick name for yourself within a group when you haven't done enough to earn it.

Carson: Man, the unbelievable crap I put out my plebe year plus the picture of that catfish bitch Tebowing last year...I hereby declare myself king of the new generation BTeam emailers!

Keiser: No so fast, tool.

Danno: You kinda make me uncomfortable. Just not kool.

Wigg: Don't self-gloss, fool. WTF?

Swany: Shut up, Big Baby.

by BTeam January 27, 2013

selfiegenic

A person who takes an inordinate amount of misleadingly attractive selfies; or one who thinks their selfies "came out great!" regardless of whether the pics they've taken of themselves actually look good.

I'm so tired of having to look at Pamela's effing selfies. She needs to stop. That chick thinks she's so selfiegenic. Fail.

by Duval Stebo October 30, 2013

Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.)

“A frequently visited place.”

Have you been to Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) yet? Hear that it's frequently visited.

by ShorterThanYuu September 29, 2020

self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.

He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007