Rusty zipper

When a man's butt hairs dread together from not showering.

"I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "

by Nastycar August 19, 2015

Rusty Venture

When you masturbate so much that your dick gets red and dried out.

He's going home alone tonight, looks like he's gonna pull a rusty venture!

by Hank&Dean November 25, 2010

rusty donte

A rusty donte is a sex tool to be shoved in a womens cameltoe, while popping a 2inch cherry.

DAMN! That bitch just pulled a rusty donte!

by Epicccccc October 11, 2013

rusty venture

When you jerk off so much that your penis becomes painfully red and scabby.

I snorted some crank and watched pornhub for 12 hours, and gave my self a rusty venture.

by sheep lovers lover November 26, 2010

Rusty chandelier

When your girlfriend is on her period, you're doing anal, and that bloody tampon string is dangling. That, my friend, is a rusty chandelier.

The rusty chandelier was swinging away last night.

by Gingykee July 16, 2015

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.

It's been so long since I've had a girlfriend that all I have now is a Rusty Venture.

by BrockSamsonsBlueBalls November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

Rusty Venture: An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

by Rusty Venture's November 24, 2010