Puss Poke

To engage in sexual intercourse using one’s penis colada and roast beef.

Woman on their first anniversary: “bae, look at this lovely painting, I would love to have this!” (wink, wink)
Man responding to woman: “How much is that painting?” (Man looks over shoulder and sees $600)
“$600, I can barely get one puss poke a month outta you! And you want a $600 painting!?!?! “

by Ab0minable May 18, 2025

Hasan Piker

haˈsan ˈpī-kər

1
A person who believes they are not as extremely retarded as they actually are.

2
a Clout Whore

3
The sloppiest of sloptubers

See also Dunning-Kruger

1
Karen is such a Hasan Piker. She totally thinks people don't see through her bullshit

2
There goes Karen again trying to get more brownie points by pulling another Hasan Piker.

3
You see that fat retard Mike from PA on reacting on youtube?
Yeah, he is trying so hard to be like Hasan Piker when he reacts it's pathetic.

by Thick Richard June 10, 2025

Hasan Piker

A muslim man who immigrates to the west and wholeheartedly embraces deviant homosexuality.

His parents disowned him after he moved to California and became one of those hasan pikers.

by anonymous October 15, 2025

French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.

Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!

by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 26, 2011

Coke and Poke

The act of doing some cocaine and then having some crazy sex afterwards.

"I think I'm gonna invite that stoner girl Becca over this weekend"
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "

by Nerdgasm August 18, 2016

don't poke the bull

Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.

Similar to don't poke the bear but better

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

by AndiAmesMontez July 30, 2017

Hawaiian pork poke

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.

Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”

Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”

Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”

by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017