thumb-twiddlers

You know who I'm talking about — cana-duh-ans (save a few provinces). They'd have everyone believe & most insultingly, themselves (so good they are at self-convincing), that they're this moral, upstanding people that does everything justfully at a cost of being too polite & quaint to achieve anything.

The former, they are NOT.

Gee, look at these thumb-twiddlers. You can tell they're satisfied with what they have & yet still think they're better than everybody else.

by mrdabbleswithpotion December 19, 2021

thumbing around

to poke around in your pants, usually with your thumb. Can refer to masturbation.

Bro my dad walked in on me thumbing around, fucking unreal

by ryan bambi November 29, 2010

Rule of thumb

An approximate way of doing something based on presumptions rather than fact. Contrary to popular belief, the idea the law once allowed a husband to beat his wife as long as the device was no thicker than his thumb is false, as such assaults were outlawed for centuries in common law, although the ban wasn't generally codified in written law until the 1980s.

A driver kept going 5 mph over the speed limit, thinking the police had a rule of thumb that it was a waste of time to give out a ticket to anyone going anything lower than that.

by BlastFurnace February 27, 2025

Cutlip’s Thumb

When you’re born without thumbs, so the doctors use a deceased bodies big toes to supplement your missing thumbs.

You can’t even notice that you suffered from Cutlip’s thumb when you were younger.

by Thumb Doctor January 16, 2021

Up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose

Hey Suzie up ya bum with a rubber thumb

by KcnDave September 08, 2023

Thumb wrench

Thumb wrench

An whimsical term for crescent wrench

Me.."Vlad, can you hand me that thumb wrench?"

Vlad.."girly, I dont know what your talking about. "
Me.."Look hater, it's a thumb wrench cause you use your thumb to operate. You know God damn good and well what I'm talking about."

by chewieyumyum May 18, 2019

Thumb Complex A.S.S.

To Put ones thumb up ones ass. To be a gay male who engages in anal play. see andrew

Peter: Andrew! Get Your Thumb Out of Your Ass, you complex is acting up.

Andrew: What Complex? (goes back to sitting on thumb)

Peter, Wyatt, Matt: Your Thumb Complex A.S.S.

by Peter Longo December 04, 2007