prime the pipe

Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.

Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.

by Dik hed July 29, 2017

Leaky pipe

A penis leaking discharge from having an erection or right after ejaculation

She loves to watch me as she sucks on my leaky pipe

Hahaha damn that’s fucked up

by Taking candy from a baby July 23, 2020

Blair pipes

to have sex with, sexual relationship

he was going to blair pipes with her saturday

by anal gland September 23, 2022

pipe bomb

weapons the two 1999 columbine high school shooters used. Eric and Dylan learned how to make pipe bombs and made 99 of them. they made 2 milimeter pipe bombs and put them in the lunch room but failed to detinate

"YOU GUYS ARE GONNA PAY NOW" eric harris said right before setting off a pipe bomb

by Bathtimety1er April 10, 2019

Load the pipe

Pack ganja doobie into bong bowl piece paraphernalia.

Do you want to load the pipe before we leave ?

by Jasminejones January 20, 2024

Tap the Pipe

To ask someone to eject the round in the chamber. To ensure that the weapon is not load after ejecting the magazine.

Marco, before handing me the gun tap the pipe.

by Ric69999 November 9, 2012

Psychological pipe

When someone mentally overpowers you in conversation trying to get to the bottom of your psyche and drunken you realizes their mind fuck, reversing their psychology you bring the conversation back to your realm. Thereby, acquiring the ability to say put that in your psychological pipe.

"Put that in your psychological pipe and smoke it!"

by Challbaby82 October 1, 2016