chocolate nipple fish

a man with a tiny black penis puts his penis on another persons nipples, pretending it is a fish on his lunch brake.

hey Jim, Cherry and I roleplayed last night. I was the legendary chocolate nipple fish and she was a naughty school girl.

by abusivecereal45 August 14, 2010

Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.

"Shitting Dick Nipples! How did that get there?"

by Broke-ass Sexual Chocolate May 09, 2006

Nipple Cripple

Someone who has lost feeling in their nipples.

Hannah was the only one with flat nipples on that cold day because she is a nipple cripple.

by TJJENMAURAMIKE December 01, 2008

shitting dick nipples

nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples

also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say

1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples

by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014

ravioli nipple

1) you have tasty nipples
2) you have ugly red sauce looking nipples

3) your niples are to be sucked with sauce

a. man i had sex with my girlfriend last night she had some good ravioli nipples

b. ew dude i cant belive you like that girl i heard she has ravioli nipples

c. babe next time we do it why dont we make some ravioli nipple

by carter2live April 28, 2011

Rubber Nipple

stretchy, silly puddy-like nipples

Jeff: "see that chick? I totally hit that"
David: "really? me too! did you play with her rubber nipples?"
Jeff: "yea, i pulled em so long they hung to her belly button"

by pirate_wendy November 27, 2008

Fear Nipples

When you are so intensely afraid of another individual that you reach a point of sexual arousal. Physiological symptoms include: erect nipples (also known as: fear nipples) and increased blood flow to the genitals, resulting in moist panties.

The female version of the 'fear boner'.

Did you see Kristin's fear nipples at the Haunted House? She must have really been scared.

by KWellsJBecks September 19, 2012