Matt (Matthew)

This kid is the best and most loyal boyfriend you could ever have. He will have endless amounts of love for you to the point where it becomes an obsession.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.

He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.

He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.

Matt is the one.

Marry matt.

Matt (Matthew) is such a hottie.

Damn matt sure is something.

by themysterydoggo July 7, 2021

Matt

A type of milk

Girl 1: I need a matt
Girl 2: I could always get you 2% or skim

by Cheese snoo 469 July 11, 2021

matt leonard

Ugly and gay ass white guy he is a terrible coach and sucks at quarterback

matt leonard is bad at QB

by beastasswhiteboy October 13, 2013

matt branford

Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes

Look at that weirdo! He must be a Matt Branford.

by josh eggil April 25, 2011

Mattes

Good looking

Mattes is good looking and always makes you laugh

by Mishima November 23, 2021

Matt

A guy who has a huge dick

His dick is so big, his name must be Matt.

by bjarbz November 24, 2021

Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.

Friends: oh you See mattes oberthere, he is really nice and shares his girls

by Petermavai November 24, 2021