Long Island Wire Transfer

The phenomenon that occurs when one moves from east coast to west coast and receives calls/texts hella early in the morning from friends/family back east who can't seem to comprehend the 3-hour time difference.

(After receiving 7:30 AM text) Dude, it's 7:30 in the effing morning, stop with the Long Island Wire Transfer and let me fcking sleep! I don't care about the chick you banged outside Angelo's pizza place last night!

by STEAAAAAAK July 24, 2009

Too long didn't read

A generic, and sometimes humorous, reply to someone who took way too much time describing something, while the description would've been sufficiently clear and complete with less words. The term is both used by impatient kids when they can't concentrate long enough to read more then two sentences, and the more intelligent generation-X poster when the "long post" in question could've been described just as well, but much shorter, this comment can be taken either way.

Also a reply to long, attention-whorey spam topics.

Politically Involved Chap: (long rant about the state of affairs in the presidential houses of middle-west Europe)
Nooblet455: OMG TOO LOGN DIDNT READ!1

SpamClown69: (Long rant about rubber duckies and why he loves to rub his genitals with them)
MatureFolk: Too long, didn't read. Idiot.

by Grey December 20, 2004

ho long see foot

That bitch has a fat ass

From cantonese

Ben: Damn look at dat bitch “Ho Long See Foot”

Renzo: I like DAT

by Bennnder December 16, 2019

took you long enough

Taking someone a long time to do something or make something happen.

Husband: Hey hunny, I'm home...
Wife: yes but it took you long enough to get here.

by Shangwa July 12, 2016

Short Arms, Long pockets

When someone has money but is to tight to share it.

Noob: Hey Dude, Want to buy the next round of drinks

V-Rex: Nah, it's cool man i have not got enough money.

Noob: God, Such Short Arms, Long pockets.

by Dont Ponce, You freeloader June 11, 2009

Long Time China Time

"Long Time China Time", Used as slang by me and others since the late 2000's, is perhaps a variation on the phrase/movie "Big Trouble Little China", and is a rhyme used to describe a long or significant event or period of time, especially dealing with matters of trouble or intensity for example: A 6 year drought, Substantial prison terms, Getting busted in rehab and having to do the entire house's dishes for 7 days in a row, Vacations gone bad, etc.

Jody explains to Heidi how Ralph was caught after developing a habit of manipulating the balance sheet at the company he worked for in order to steal funds for himself. Heidi shakes her head in a partially humorous sigh and replies "Loooong time china time".

"It was 'Long time china time' for the residents of Andy's off campus Frat House, as they have continued to battle severe and resistant bed bug infestation for over a year now", Jack mentioned to John over a few cold ones at the local tavern

by Tristan Hutchison January 1, 2014

fuck with you the long way

a relationship having to do with being more than friends.

Yo jj, I fuck with you the long way.

by yoloswag420blazeit420 November 19, 2013