An amazing girl who is always there for her friends when they need her. A Jordan is hardworking and tough and can get through anything! Some people take her for granted and think she's being a bitch, but in reality she's hurting inside. A Jordan loves all animals, and she loves sweet things and food. If you ever have a Jordan as a friend, care for her, be willing to follow her to the ends of the Earth, and she'll do the same for you.
by Anonymouse and cheese April 14, 2019
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by Dots of dream snot March 18, 2016
A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.
by theungreatchild October 19, 2019
Mom 1 “My son goes out with Jordan S”
Mom 2 “I’ve heard of her she’s a right slag and she’s given loads of lads STDs”
Mom 2 “I’ve heard of her she’s a right slag and she’s given loads of lads STDs”
by Xx_Bender_xX March 31, 2024