Jeff McClure

1. (noun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self

3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

Me: Hey do you know Jeff McClure?
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!

by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 18, 2023

Jeff hggyyhncvuhntrhunter

eating on a roller coaster wile playing fortnite battle pass i just pooped out my butt

I being jeff hggyyhncvuhntrhunter

by jeff bazos12345678910 September 19, 2023

Jeffae

The best person to ever exist.

Jeffae is my favorite person, no contest.

by pseudonymousbosch13 September 19, 2023

Jeff'd

The problem with open source: Jeff Bezos is out there, he's coming for your code, and when he's got his hands on it, he'll have an army of hundreds or thousands of engineers ready to beat the pulp out of you after copying your own ideas.

First used by Evan Czaplicki, the creator of Elm, to refer to PL design.

Man, Facebook really Jeff'd all the Julia devs back in 2018 when they created PyTorch.

by William-Jefferson October 6, 2023

Jeffery Cockenberg

Someone who is incredibly smart, handsome, funny, and charismatic person who would beat the shit out of Oswaldo G for being a asshole and not reading Tokio Hotels break up note and being a bitch about it to random people on Snapchat.

Jeffery Cockenberg is so fucking hot I want to date him YASSSSS GIRL SLAYYYYY

by Jeff Cockenberg October 6, 2023

Jeffensen

Its a word that usually means the best in the world

Jeffensen is the best

by Harvardgraduate2012 October 14, 2023

Jeff Hubbard

The sexiest crab man to ever live and owner of Don’s Crabs. Is the only man to ever be born with

Jeff Hubbard is such a sexy motherfucker. I wanna suck his crab claw dick so bad. Danelle is such a lucky woman.

by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023