Jackie Faith Jones

The most amazing, sweet girl that has a heart of gold and a soul of beauty. Shes nice and great in bed and she also loves taking guys all the way around the world. She makes guys fall for her completely and totally and she makes them perfectly happy. If there was a perfect person it would be hers.

Jackie Faith Jones, Jacquelynn Faith Jones

by Truthful STV May 9, 2011

Jacketcase

Some who belongs in a straight-jacket because they're either too hyper or insane to set still.

"Don't bring you kid back to this daycare anymore, he's a fucking jacketcase!"

"Dude, no offence, but your mom is a total jacketcase."

by 5h33pIN2goats September 28, 2011

Jackie Book

A book written for a mature audience. This type of book usually has sex scenes and other content that would be inappropriate for younger readers. This is a term used to cover up the fact you are reading a "naughty book".

A: This is such a great book!
B: What's it about?
A: Oh, you know, its a jackie book

by Scribbles888 January 11, 2012

Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

Jacketeer

One who preaches the importance of wearing jackets during cold weather.

John: Dude you should really wear a jacket right now its freezing.
Mike: Whatever man, stop being such a jacketeer.

by vandygoddess August 26, 2012

jacked friday

Another word for Black friday after thanksgiving used by thugs who go to the stores only to steal. since there are many more people there, it makes it easier to steal from the stores, therefore, the day is called "Jacked Friday",since they get away with what they stole almost all the time during that day

"tomorrow let's hit some licks... it's jacked friday and asset protection is too busy to catch us!"

by TheUDEditorsDontSuck November 29, 2013

jacket hanger

When you're skateboarding and you fall off your board and crush your nuts. Defined by Brandon Lamberty

"Dude, did you see that guy jacket hanger? "

by Bradstar777 December 2, 2013