The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

light's theory

The theory in which the Covid-19 quarantine has made more people come out as transgendered.

-You will become a victim of light's theory
+What is that?
-If you know, you know

by TikiMessedUp May 2, 2020

wing theory

The postulate that states the following:

A gentleman is either

a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.

Get him to take you to Buffalo Wild Wings on your third date, girl. Wing theory never lies.

by annalivia January 18, 2016

Juggle Theory

If your not in a relationship now it's going to happen later. If you never found love, the most genuine kind is coming your way.

I'm in Juggle Theory

by Zigzag Brandon October 3, 2020

Burnt Toast Theory

the tiktok name for the butterfly effect, but this time it is only for good thing (for example if something saved your life)

person 1: you'll never belive this! I've burned my toast this morning and was late to work because of it. on the way there I saw a car accisent and from the details of it, if not for that burnt toast, it would have been me!
person 2: its the burnt toast theory!

by Big Shlomi January 7, 2024

Doomi Theory

The Doomi theory is a scientific theory of the creation of the universe. It states that the universe was created by a very large cosmic being named Damanpreet Basra. His sheer volume was so large that he collapsed onto him self and created the universe we know. Damanpreet Basra is also known to be the largest being in our known universe. Many scientists have mistaken him for plants and even large giant stars.

The universe was created through the Doomi theory

by DOOMI MAN December 5, 2019

Alex theory

Assumption of an outcome of an event directly not correlated with the outcome from past events for similar situations or dismissing results stated by others with their experience with similar situations.

If you type B before the letter A in the alphabet by mistake, but then erase B and type AB in the correct order, it is still not wrong - Alex theory.

by GrayedOut June 29, 2022