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dead mall theory

Dead Mall Theory posits a multifaceted critique of modern
consumerism and the evolving landscape of digital and
physical spaces. Drawing inspiration from the eerie aesthetic
of the Backrooms and the nostalgic satire of vaporwave
Micro-culture, it explores the decline of traditional malls
as emblematic of broader societal shifts.
At its core, Dead Mall Theory echoes the sentiment of the
Dead Internet Theory, suggesting that just as malls become
"dead" when anchor stores vanish, online spaces are
increasingly dominated by bots and AI-generated content,
displacing genuine human interaction and agency. This
convergence reflects the erosion of authentic connection
and the commodification of both physical and virtual
environments under the pressures of mass production and
consumer capitalism.
Furthermore, Dead Mall Theory incorporates critiques of
materialism highlighting the societal consequences of
prioritizing acquisition and consumption over meaningful
experiences and relationships. Recent events have
accelerated these trends, pushing more people towards
virtual engagement and rendering certain physical spaces
obsolete. What will thenext generation be lacking as a result?
In essence, Dead Mall Theory serves as a commentary on the
intersection of economics, technology, and culture,
illustrating how the decline of malls mirrors broader shifts
in societal values and the evolving nature of public spaces
in the digital age.
The arcade is gone and i'm the only one in the foodcourt, Dead Mall Theory is in full effect here!
by Nukem6 May 31, 2024
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Bull-Calf theory

The sexual theory that females should only fuck Bulls(sexually dominant males that are usually African American) while the Cucks or calf’s sit and watch them fuck their wife's and gf’s and so on.
Did you see Professor Johnson’s Biology Lecture last Friday?
Yes he went over the Bull-Calf theory
Damn I missed the most important lecture this year
by Josiahtouches October 8, 2021
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Breezy’s Location Theory

A theory thought up by a great philosopher which states: The thought of if someone has lost their virginity in a certain location, is more likely to be a yes.
person 1: Man this lake is pretty but there’s so many broken bottles on the ground

person 2: hey, you think someone lost their virginity here?

person 1: yeah, given Breezy’s Location Theory, most likely at least one person has
by Queen Breezy November 9, 2020
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Dead Internet Theory

comments filled with ai bots that send stupid non relevant topics to a literal short or video. these comments are full of heart emojis, many other emojis, and so much more, mostly common in content farms, sometimes like beggars, etc
dude dead internet theory is real!!!!1!!11
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 5, 2025
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Horsecock Theory of Disattraction

When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock
According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.
by D Flawless December 12, 2023
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Drip Theory

Another way of saying that a person has drip. Drip theory is a theory in which all principles of having drip are met; a person is wearing 3 or more items that make them drippy.
Damn man, he has the chain, the ring, and the watch. He's definitely got Drip Theory.
by DESIGNERWEAR October 11, 2022
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Portal theory

The act of shooting one’s sperm, breaking the speed of sound and ripping black hole, teleporting down into one’s mouth and “accidentally” swallowing it.
Yo did you hear that Logan believes in Portal theory.
by El Choso November 8, 2025
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