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Red Riding Hood 

The act of giving a girl a bear hug while on her period, thus squirting out her period blood into a cup (or any other apparatus) then adding vanilla ice cream to it to make a delicious treat.
Jason: "Hey honey? Do we have anything to eat?"
Anna: "No, but I'm on my period and i can make you a red riding hood!"

"Hey man did you ever get with that girl last night?'
"No, but she left a red riding hood on my freaking bed!"
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Mash Hood 

1) To be a complete moron and fall for every scam.

2) A very stupid person
I can't believe I fell for such stupid scams. I'm such a Mash Hood!
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chillin in da hood 

a way of saying being gay and doing absolutely nothing but hitting eachother up the ass.Commonly used by new immagrants.

This uncommon phrase evolved from the p.kelly special.

See P. Kelly Special
sup man?

"Nothing, chillin in da hood." said Dirty Kevin(exceptional non immagrant)
see: J-Knocker
chillin in da hood by Dimo P. January 17, 2004

holy child hood

A school where alot of hoe's attend, these girls don't have no standards there are often seen in halfway tree where there school is located, they always get into fight over men don't recommend try as best as possible to not send your child here
Holy child hood is a school full of hoe's and lesbian's
holy child hood by Johnthe3rd January 26, 2022

beef hood 

Its another name for the foreskin.
She licked the cheese from my beef hood.
beef hood by tom potampkin August 4, 2006

Tru hood 

Some fat, ugly mexican guy who nerds on Runescape to get good stats to 3 hit cuz he can't catch whatsoever. He's a tramp and steals peoples' tvs in his spare time while macroing
'OMG look at that tramp, Tru hood! He's stealing that kid's tv!'

'Omg Tru hood nerded 99hp in one night!'
Tru hood by A fan? August 1, 2004

Robin Hood

The act of discretely inserting a small bird or insect into another's anus.
I heard Julie gave Jimmy a robin hood after school yesterday in her backyard.
Robin Hood by thetreegrowschocolate November 25, 2010