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Hooded Sausage

Companion: Do you know that guy dave
You: Yeah
Companion: He has a hooded sausage
by Nigga Central October 5, 2023
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Hood abortion

A hood abortion is when you and yo girl do not want the baby, so you punch the female's stomach to kill the lil nigga inside of her.
"Derek's girl wanted a hood abortion, so he agreed to her request and gave her one by punching her stomach"
by HEXAZ! September 25, 2024
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early hood-child education.

A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.
Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.
by Ohioguy October 31, 2022
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Hood

Were you get jumped on a daily.
Hood nibba: That’s on ma moma
by XoxoTitiGod November 7, 2019
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Hood-cation

When you take a vacation on "the hood"

Don't go anywhere on your vacation & just stay home & the Neighborhood
"What did you do on your vacation?"

"Nothing.. stood home!! Had a Hood-cation"
by J0k3R December 21, 2012
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Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks
by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016
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Hood-worthiness

If an individual or group meets all qualifications and expectations to be considered "HOOD"
Them boys from Hawaii got HOOD-WORTHINESS forreal.
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