To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.
I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...
by JugJuggler December 5, 2017
Get the Hand-Grenade mug.Hand porking is the art of porking a female with you're hand rather than with you're sausage meat. It can be performed using one finger, two, three or four fingers.
Luke - 'Hey bro, I pulled some skett last night. Totally Hand Porked that slag.'
Gav - 'You did what bro?'
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Gav - 'You did what bro?'
Luke - 'Hand porked, I had four fingers deep inside that ho.'
by Gavanova October 2, 2011
Get the Hand Pork mug.Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.
Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
by m-dawg2 December 7, 2011
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by winch guy August 20, 2014
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