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eat my hams

cunnilingus is eat my hams , duh
by tmh12345678 May 26, 2019
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Hams

"Look at those Hams!"
by Big_Bosh November 28, 2021
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Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Jimmy Ham, the youngest son of the Porkston Family."
"Hey Adrian Pork, Did Jimmy Ham call you?"
by Pork Historical Society September 27, 2024
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you're a ham

by john caliber August 1, 2022
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Ham n hammer

Usually referred to as a person who doesn’t keep it real , or somebody who pillow talks about they friends. Could also be somebody who’s just simply a simp
MEECHIE is a ham n hammer type of person he don’t keep it real.
by Vllllll December 1, 2023
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ham n cheese

going HAM but with a side of cheese.
Jim: Yo, we goin Ham tonight?

Mike: Nah dawg, we goin Ham N Cheese!!
by mexicannig69 May 11, 2012
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Ohio ham sandwich

When you are receiving a mouth hug and the person giving the mouth hug vomit on your genitals.
Sally was giving John a BJ and all of sudden she stop. John asked Sally "why did you stop?" Then Sally does a Ohio ham sandwich on John's junk. Both of them let out a long, Eeeew.
by geekyandfreaky December 24, 2015
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