Half-Life 

A half of a shitty life, or what the person who wrote the definition above has.

I aint got nar sack, but i still got me a half life, I think

Half-Life by ZZTOP an' da byz April 16, 2005

half a s'more 

When making s'mores and you don't have any chocolate you have only half a s'more

I got the graham crackers and the marshmallows but dammit I forgot the chocolate. I guess we'll have half a s'more.

half a s'more by MunkySox June 3, 2004

half born

To have to poop really bad. Turtle head or almost turtleing.

1) I have to go to the bathroom so bad! Man, this thing is half born!
2) Damn man, I didn't need to know that, go to the can!

half born by GavinT March 19, 2008

Half-Cocked Vagina Monster 

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.

You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!

Half-Cocked Vagina Monster by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009

half-day 

A day when it starts to snow/ice after schools starts, then the school system's administrators have to call off school early due to possibly more dangerous conditions during regular dismissal. These can be often very stressful for staff.

*While in school* "It's snowing outside everyone! HALF-DAY!!" -Obnoxious student

half-day by seshormerow November 16, 2014

half-ass

When you sit on a seat with one cheek.

Damn, that guy there is real good at half-assing it!

half-ass by batshitcoffee September 17, 2019

half-dime

Half of a dime is a nickle

Look at that, he has two half-dimes.

half-dime by Jymie February 15, 2006