Your goose is cooked.

Your goose is cooked was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

Your goose is cooked. was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

by PilgrimLad February 3, 2010

Suck Fuck Goose

When your friend promises to hang out with you but can't stop making out with their significant other that you, for some reason, agreed to have along...

"Dude, are we gonna go get pizza or what?!"
"Yeah, just gimme a minute... *squelch*"
"Well you two are playin' Suck Fuck Goose over there..."

by Chad smith has a brother Brad July 1, 2016

silly goose pickle

A person that acts so dumb it’s surprising that people even notice their existence. Most Williams, micheals and Franklins fit this title.

William: obviously 1 + 1= 8

Katie: omg you are such a fuckin silly goose pickle

by A_rubber_tire May 16, 2022

Juices my Goose

This phrase is used when wanting to express excitement about a happy feeling, person, place, or thing

Antonym: the phrase "Grinds my Gears"

You know what really juices my goose? Sunshine. (Other examples: Babies, smiles, puppies, Ryan Gosling, nutella, etc.)

by KelsexyLately November 25, 2014

Duck Duck Goose

a term for someone who is constantly jumping from one relationship to the next in their search for the perfect partner.

girl 1: lisa broke up with tom.
girl 2: she'll have someone else by tomorrow- she's such a duck duck goose!

by muahahaha... September 21, 2011

Dick Dick Goose

The act of where 5 or more women go on thier hands and knees in a circle. One man walk around the circle and spanks each one (while saying "Dick"). Once "Goose" is yelled out, that woman will engage in doggystyle (bootysex) with the man. STD's and Crabs are often a result of this game.

"Hey ladies, want to head back to my place for a little game of Dick Dick Goose?"

by Gucci Mane II January 4, 2010

loosen your goose

Just relax

If you would just loosen your goose dude, you'd feel much better.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003