John(epic gamer)

He’s usually called gayboy69 and pretty obvious epic gamer

Wow john(epic gamer) getting all the pussy, must have been the fortnite he’s been recently playing

by sum mudderdarker February 7, 2019

The Epic Gamer

The Epic Gamer is when you're epically gaming online with and then suddenly you get a blowie outta nowhere like what

Guy1: Yo I was fighting Midir when my side bitch gave me The Epic Gamer
Guy2: Spicy

by Paper Lad November 1, 2019

Gamer Promise

An unbreakable promise that has the equivalency of dedication and effort as a gamer that has 1 hp in a boss fight

I wasn't expecting him to keep his promise, until he gave me a gamer promise.

by NachYoWeed September 9, 2023

Epic Gamer Moment

A psychotic and often retarded act, that has been done in a way that video gamers—who are often psychotic, due to prolonged internet culture exposure—tend to goon and praise as good and based, when in reality, it’s morally questionable, and oftentimes abhorrent to those who have a functioning frontal lobe.

Historian: “Ho Chi Minh killed thousands of actually innocent people, due to an edict he made during the war...”

Terminally online HOI4 player: “Well, that was certainly an epic gamer moment from Vietnam.”

Historian: “He later made a public apology, idiot.”

by luigimario1997 June 13, 2024

Mobile Gamer

Someone who plays video games in their mobile device. Typically games like Call of Duty: Mobile, PUBG Mobile, or any other crappy mobile versions/rip-offs of existing titles.

Steve: There's this guy Alex in our school who is a player of a pro league team for Call of Duty: Mobile.

Ryan: Yeah, that Mobile Gamer? I can't believe these posers even call themselves gamers! They don't even use a PC or a Console to begin with.

by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024

Spryzen Gamer

Randi madarchod guy who scams his clan mates

Spryzen Gamer is a cunt

by 134X134 November 5, 2020

Gamer Roommate

Loud-ass roommate who is always screaming at random people and blaming them for not being on the level they want them to be, seeming to be using them as a coping mechanism all day...and LITERALLY all night.

Bro, I can barely sleep cause I have a gamer roommate who screams all night.

by Random B guy January 10, 2025