dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019

Dr Phil

Sexiest man on earth. Only person I will let see my noodles 😌 will fix your daddy problems

Bro Dr Phil fixed my daddy problems..

by Cate Francy November 24, 2020

Dirty Dr Pepper

The act of squeezing a woman’s breast together and pouring Dr Pepper between them, funneling the Dr Pepper into your mouth and then turning her around to then mouth to rear push the Dr Pepper out of your mouth into her asshole

That girl is so fine I’d give her a dirty Dr Pepper!

by Queef jerky 69 January 2, 2025

Dr. Curien

The main villain in The House Of The Dead video games, in particular, The House Of The Dead 1 and 3. He is killed by the magician at the end of the first game but is resurrected in the third game, in the form of the wheel of fate; The wheel of fate is defeated by Lisa and Curien's son, Daniel.

Dr. Curien:
Person 1: So, what did you think of The House Of The Dead remake?
Person 2: It was good, especially seeing Curien being destroyed by the magician with upgraded graphic's.

by Masterg1 November 7, 2023

Dr. Nut

That person who works out that goes on and on about types of nuts and what constitutes a “nut”

Dude, Dr. Nut was being a prick and kept telling me that cashews aren’t really nuts.

by 20Jawless March 1, 2021

Dr O

This old shrink dude I hated they referred to only as "Dr. O" simply because people wouldn't pronounce Okasinski like it's actually THAT complicated. It's like OKAY, It's a SIN to SKI. How hard is that? So I'm like you wanna be an "O" do you? Fine. Lots of things are O's. How would you like to be known as Dr. BIG BROWN HOLIO? DR. BLOWIN' SMOKE-RINGS OUT HIS OLEOLEO? DR. OREOLEO? DR. DONUT HOLIO? DR. ASSAHOLIO? DR. BUTTAHOLIO? DR. WHATEVER'S ROUND IS OLEO. I'VE GOT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY HERE. I'LL HAVE TO ADD DR. GLORY HOLIO!

"FUCK DR O IN ALL OF HIS HOLIOS!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 11, 2023

Dr. Doofensmirch The 8th

You Are Smort, But Also Retarted

John: bro that dude is dr. doofensmirch the 8th. Second Man: John, This Is Why We Don't Invite You To Parties.

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 8, 2020