david perez

The sweetest person alive. They have the biggest heart will help anyone in need. If you find one keep them forever and ever you will never regret it.
Damn, I'm so lucky to have David Perez in my life.
by Jokerkillsbatman December 19, 2016
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David Bonded

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded
by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021
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david white

Sick cunt that doesn't dog the boys.
Can drink most cunts under the table.
Wouldn't be caught dead with a man bun.
Refers to good things as "gucci".
Stella shot with a rifle, his personal slogan is "drinking beer and slaying deer".
Has a huge wang.
That David White bloke is tops, just a deadset good cunt.
by Trav Bickle February 26, 2017
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David dick

1. Larger than life dick

2.When you take enough extenze or penis enlarging pills to finally achieve a "David dick"
I finally slept with a David. He got that David dick
That David gibbs will take your soul
by Daviddick November 07, 2021
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david dividing

When somebody over exaggerates a story
by BH10GANG October 30, 2018
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