David dick

1. Larger than life dick

2.When you take enough extenze or penis enlarging pills to finally achieve a "David dick"

I finally slept with a David. He got that David dick
That David gibbs will take your soul

by Daviddick November 7, 2021

David Laing

A northern London penis who does fuck all but brake his toe and make racist images of Ian Wright.

Person1: Hey David
David Laing: Yes?
Person1: You're a dickhole!

by Alex Prentice September 16, 2008

Coach David

Basically........ Coach David.

Hey did you see Coach David?
Coach David: Coach David

by Tommy Runs March 29, 2021

davids computer

An exploding computer

wow, there goes davids computer

by lololololololololo9lololo October 22, 2019

David Wiley

A Guy who trys to make Bazinga a thing, known for being tall, intelligent, handsome, tattooed, dorkishly funny, and usually drives a big truck. Also has been known to be called Superman, Superdick, Scrum and Body Surfer. Sometimes has Super Gorgeous Boss Babe female named Sam with him.

That guy is such a David Wiley, bazinga is not a real thing. Or
You're a body surfer, I mean you're David Wiley.

by Princess Khaos June 27, 2020

david price

All the hair, all the time, in your mouth, in your eyes

Damn, that girl David Price'n!

by itsalways420somwehere February 25, 2019

Pull a David

When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.

Damn your tank is dirty, you're about to pull a David if you don't clean it asap!

by timboslice84 August 1, 2014