Dan man

Despite Dan being called the man. Pulling a Dan man means fucking up big time. Its like a walking jinx whos just waiting to get himself or the people he's around into some kind of mess.

JOE: Dan pulled another Dan man last night.

You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.

You: Damn, pulled another Dan man

by BernardSaint May 20, 2018

Dan-Dan

Something that was very impressive but ultimately down to luck and very unlikely to happen.

"wow, that was a proper Dan-Dan, I can't believe you managed to cheese that 250k high score David"

by K100J September 13, 2020

canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I wasn’t able to park my boat before I canal Danned this weekend.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023

dans ma trousse

The useless phrase you learn in Year 7 which you'll never use in real life unless you're begging to get gangbanged by a few roadmen...

French Teacher: "LISTEN UP YEAR 7! So... how do we say 'in my pencil case'?"
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."

by glebus June 17, 2024

Dan Breezing

Freezing

when one is cold...''man im 'DAN' today.....ha ha his friend replys. im dan breezing too

by Jimmyallslang March 6, 2012

Dan’s Deals UK

The geeza on TikTok from leeds who drives around the uk selling rare pairs of air max trainers from his van

“Yes mush did you get those bad boy tns from Dan’s deals uk?”

by Solecube August 4, 2025

Shameful Dan

When your significant other eats your ass and you accidentally fart in their mouth

Hey bro, my wife ate my ass and I accidently gave her the shameful Dan

by Shameless Ray November 19, 2022