coffee cuddle

when you hold your warm coffee close to you with two hands when it’s too hot to drink. this provides comfort and a brief moment of sanity

caleb: babe why are you holding your coffee like that
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down

by MamaGanja October 22, 2022

coffee cookie

When the pot of coffee sits with coffee in it and it burns so long that the coffee turns into a coffee cookie at the bottom of the pot.

Turn off the coffee maker or we will have a coffee cookie at the bottom.

by 420 Vegetarian October 23, 2022

Coffee

Water brewed from coffe beans it is usually mixed with creamer and sugar to add more health benefits and enhance flavor.

I would like a coffee please!

by Notjohnny January 4, 2022

Coffee

Come… Over… For… Free… Early… Energy!

You want some coffee? Sure come over for free early energy!

by Don Ash January 5, 2022

Coffee

Come… Over… For… Free… Early… Energy!

Would you like to come over? Coffee? Ok come over for free early energy!

by Don Ash January 5, 2022

Coffee with Jesus

It’s an enema of cold coffee mixed with cocaine that is used before sex in the gay community.

Mike and Sam always have coffee with Jesus on Sunday.

by Mr El Conquistador May 20, 2022

popcorn Coffee

Popcorn Coffee is the World's greatest rapper. Popcorn Coffee is not famous and has not released any songs yet but if you meet him in person you will understand. He has one of the most attractive faces and plays girls like monopoly. He is very cocky but that does not keep the females away. He is tall,dark and handsome. Some people say he looks like Michael B Jordan

Yo! Is that Popcorn Coffee (PC) his bars are so hard and the ladies love him.

by Dimso May 24, 2022