The Salty Clam

Put the oldest nastiest canned clams in ones ass, then proceed to eat it like a seafood buffet

I gave jerry the salty clam yesterday, too much shit in it.

by CedrickSparklesack August 7, 2025

Clam Call

Front- Butt dial… when a lovely lady, perchance/accidentally calls her friend from the front butt …

When you get a call from your girlfriend and everything is just mufffffffled

Bit** did you just clam call me?

by Mnm6969 September 18, 2025

as happy as a clam

extremely happy.

She was as happy as a clam at high tide, basking in the sunshine after her successful presentation.

by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025

clam shiner

Clam shiner means dickhead. It is a term you can use in public without offending those around you. Clam is slang for vagina. The penis head is "the shiner" when used the stimulate the woman during sex. Hence the term "clam shiner" in place of dickhead.

Why must you always be such a clam shiner around my friends?

by Abberdabber September 6, 2016

clam thump

Slapping the penis on a clitoris.

When a guy slaps his penis on a women's clitoris, she then has been clam thump ed.

by str8 lace March 19, 2016

gravity clam

Saggy vagina lips

Too much sex will give you a gravity clam

by Kinkykittie August 12, 2017

ethel clam

ethel clam is jade because she showed off her clamy on instagram

heyy ethel clam
oh my god is that ethel clam

by leapordseal March 3, 2025