Christmas

The holiday we all pronounce wrong, because really, it's called "Jesus Christ Mass". But we pronounce it, "Chris Miss". Are you sure you miss Chris? He was a jerk.

But really, it's the time of year where we captivate trees for our own pleasure, hanging useless objects on it with metal hooks and strings. We receive all the things we don't deserve, and act like we're happy, when really you want to scream because Santa didn't give you what you wanted.

"I really Christmas"
"That doesn't make sense"
"SHUT UP CHRIS! I'M HAVING A BREAKDOWN"

by summer sausage November 25, 2018

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017

Christmas

A very old man breaks into your house, gives you the present and unloads the sack.

Christmas is a fun time for Riley Reid!

by bluraps_ - insta (I do music) December 30, 2020

Christmas

The biggest load of bullshit going

Jim: it’s Christmas

Greg: oh for fuck sake again we had one last year

by Christmas hater 55 December 24, 2020

Christmasized

To have finished decorating your home, or place of work, for Christmas. Usually done with a Christmas tree, lights, ornaments, ribbons, etc...

My coworker asked who christmasized the office.

by Lisa_Tina December 28, 2014

christmas gangster

when someone raids under the Christmas tree the night before to open the presents and reseals them crudely

you:IM going go feel the presents. Christmas gangster:ok. you: looks like someone been tampering with the presents. gangster: fuck no!

by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013

Christmas colors

The act of a girl having sex near Christmas while on her period

Mike: sally how far have you gone
Sally: Christmas colors
Mike: that's nasty

by that player next door June 14, 2015