National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

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12 hours

Man... Do you know how long it took to make Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can? Months! Months!

Hym "I cleaned for 12 hours straight! And 2 hours after I got out of work! God I hate that bitch! She didn't even come back to check my plumbing... Stupid bitch! And she's so fucking ignorant! She doesn't even know she actively just destroyed the ultimate performance art! 'I need to check your plumbing... Clean your apartment!' Fucking imbecile! And now my house stinks like bleach... Man... Why won't you assholes just go extinct already?"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2024

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Cocktail hour

The time of the day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.

Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight, it's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of the night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.

by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024

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Metric Hour

It is a measurement of time longer than one hour, approximately an 1hr10mins to 1hr30mins long. It is a guesstimation.

Its origin is that metric measurements are slightly off from standard measurements: a meter is slightly longer than a yard, a liter is smaller than a quarter...etc

You are driving and you are 80 miles from your destination, it will take you a metric hour to get there.

by jimmy crack cornballs December 17, 2010

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