hungry bum

When a persons lower clothing rises up into their bum crack.

Friend 1: Look at that bird's arse.
Friend 2: Haha! Hungry bum

by Mohammadou Booboo May 13, 2008

Bum Slush

Diorrhea with large chunks in it. Its a bit thicker than water; same consistancy as a slush puppy, may be blue or red or both.

'That curry gave me terrible bum slush!'

by Miles Lloyd May 16, 2007

bum shrapnel

The discharge resulting from Anal Sex.
A Mixture of Seamen and Poo.

Also see Neapoliton Love Slide.

"that bowl of ice cream looks like bum shrapnel"

by KarlosBrum August 26, 2006

Bum Crumble

To administer a royal bumming...To open a can of whoopass on one's friend/nemesis/child...To give someone a jolly good thrashing at something, e.g. a computer game, or contact sport such as killing.

"You'd better not be trying to overtake me adey. I am the king of rollcage and I shall be making bum crumble if you aren't careful. you assmunch."

"Put that child down adey, you can't bring him with you or you'll get a fresh serving of bum crumble from that police officer"

by Mighty O May 14, 2008

Gravy Bum

What you should call your work colleagues if they ever have a sick day.

example 1: nice to see that your in today "gravy bum".

example 2: andys not going to be in today hes off sick.
"i bet he has gravy bum"

by yesson20 December 18, 2011

bum malteasers

those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.

"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"

by msfg May 27, 2006

Coco Bum

A black woman's fine, round arse. Another word for big bubbal butt tingz.

Yeah, let's see that coco bum babes.

by Homer Smith October 14, 2006