A biblical chapter recounting an early history of a group of islands in the southeast-Asian area of the Pacific.
I don't know why the Book of Philippines is even included in the Bible, since most events recounted there took place in the Middle East and Africa, not in southeastern Asia.
by QuacksO September 22, 2018
by Anastasia911 June 29, 2019
Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.
by Luckiii November 5, 2011
by Pika Bunny August 22, 2018
When you shit in a library book and light it on fire then piss it out then you return that book to the library wait for somebody to find the pages I had to shit on it and close it in that nerds face
by Desi Drake December 19, 2019
A term in the graffiti scene that refers to someone who never paints and instead writes tags exclusively in books, making them very inexperienced.
by NorthPyne September 30, 2022
Nightmares new youtube channel he made while dying in an endless void of negativity. With his book bag he managed to instead of pulling out the books pulled out 89 breakfast sandwiches and a possum.
"READING BOOKS WITH NIGHTMARE!"
"Today we are reading my book. Dying from a rotting apple."
"Chapter 1. The start."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHH I CANT FEEL MY EYES AND BODY IM FUCKING DYING AAAAAAAUGHHH-"
"2 seconds later. I started hacking up vommit and phlem. But it wasnt either, IT WAS FUCKING BLACK GOOP??"
"JESUS CHRIST I CANT FEEL MY TOES AND MY EYES!!! AUGHHHHH- AUAUGIOERWHGDSUYFGHIHBDHFGB-"
"He then died. We atleast thought."
"MY FUCKING BODY IS IS DISINIGRATING AND BURNING UNDER MY OWN WEIGHT!!!! IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE NOW!! NOW THE WHOLE DAMN VILLAGEEE!!! BROTHER YOUR A LITTLE SHIT IM COMING FOR YOU FIRST!!!!"
"He uh. He then killed the village and made his brother shit himself and turn to stone. With shit stains."
"But it wasnt him. It was that bitch nox. He fucking took over me. Yes im narrating. So? He fucking killed me. I want to kill him next."
"FUCKING HELP ME YOU FAT ROACHESSS!!!"
"And thats chapter 1. Im gonna recreate the apple incident now."
"BROTHER NO!"
"Today we are reading my book. Dying from a rotting apple."
"Chapter 1. The start."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHH I CANT FEEL MY EYES AND BODY IM FUCKING DYING AAAAAAAUGHHH-"
"2 seconds later. I started hacking up vommit and phlem. But it wasnt either, IT WAS FUCKING BLACK GOOP??"
"JESUS CHRIST I CANT FEEL MY TOES AND MY EYES!!! AUGHHHHH- AUAUGIOERWHGDSUYFGHIHBDHFGB-"
"He then died. We atleast thought."
"MY FUCKING BODY IS IS DISINIGRATING AND BURNING UNDER MY OWN WEIGHT!!!! IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE NOW!! NOW THE WHOLE DAMN VILLAGEEE!!! BROTHER YOUR A LITTLE SHIT IM COMING FOR YOU FIRST!!!!"
"He uh. He then killed the village and made his brother shit himself and turn to stone. With shit stains."
"But it wasnt him. It was that bitch nox. He fucking took over me. Yes im narrating. So? He fucking killed me. I want to kill him next."
"FUCKING HELP ME YOU FAT ROACHESSS!!!"
"And thats chapter 1. Im gonna recreate the apple incident now."
"BROTHER NO!"
by Liv!Hakana May 23, 2023