A guy named Adam, who may smoke a boge while fornicating your sister on the back of a John boat that’s been fixed with flex seal
by chuckyg94 January 18, 2022
Get the Chuck guttersonmug. Chuck fletcher is a ducking autist who thought it was a good idea to sign Kevin Hayes and James VanRiemsdyk to $7 million dollar contracts in back to back years. Also, don’t forget that it was his idea to sign Zach Parise and Ryan Suter to 13-year deals. Like he needs to get his shit together or else Dave Schultz will come out of retirement and slaughter him and his wife and rape all employees.
by KyleDubasFan69 July 3, 2019
Get the Chuck Fletchermug. Unlike Charles, chuck is Awesome, Fucking awesomest person the world, attractive, smart, loyal, best friend you can ever have, nice, friendly, funny, every girl wants him, every guys wants to be him, the guy Chuck Norris won't fight, gets what he wants, good musician, rich, damn sweet, best person to walk the Earth, legendary
by Lonchaney101 January 6, 2022
Get the Chuckmug. To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.
Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014
Get the Chuck a Brandonmug. by thebruhdudenow2 December 5, 2022
Get the Chuck E. Cheesemug. 
That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019
Get the The Feminine Version of Chuck Norrismug.