Anal Fade

When you spread your ass cheeks and the barber gives your asshole a FRESH Fade.

“The barber accidentally cut my asshole while giving me an Anal Fade, but it looks Fresh As Hell!”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

Anal blockage

When somebody hits a wall in the trains of thought

I think my actions are giving you

'ANAL BLOCKAGE'.

by Slip.Gypo January 2, 2021

Anal Gotcha

When a naked man is shooting a free throw while humping a naked girl while she is shooting a granny shot.

Me and Jessica played some Anal Gotcha in gym infront of the whole school today.

by chick flicker February 11, 2021

Anal Microphone

The act of shoving ones head up someone's ass and screaming as loud as possible

"Aye bruh what's that on your face?" "oh its a little bit of shit that gut stuck in my beard after I gave my girl the anal microphone"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy March 20, 2021

Anal gloppy

The act of picking someone up and sitting in their ass

I would love to go anal gloppy that bitch

by Red1981 March 20, 2021

Anal Sexer

Anal sexer is onesome that sends pics of anal sex.

Example of anal sexer is when your just minding your business. When you see Connor McNamara anal sexing (future tense).

by Conor_McNamara_2007 February 16, 2022

Anal Whiplash

Whiplash that occurs within the anal cavity. This produces unchartable amounts of pain. Anal Whiplash only takes place after excessive amounts of massive rectum pounding

Jon got anal whiplash so bad yesterday that he went to the hospital for a anus transplant.

by Kevin who is going to stab Jon March 24, 2005