A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.
While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!
by QuacksO October 18, 2025
Get the The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's womanmug. A woman who is alive regardless of birth certificate status and the beneficiary of the trustee ( Earth) from the original trust set up by the Settlor (Creator of all things). She has full unalienable rights and follows the laws of the Creator of all things which is to do no harm, cause no loss or injury. A living woman is not governed by Acts, Statutes, legislation, Government guidelines and Mandates unless she specifically consents beforehand. A living woman is not a name, person, number or symbol but she can control these if set up by an agreed contract, signed in wet ink, of mutual benefit, disclosed, considered, a meeting of minds and agreed and signed in wet ink
Hi there are you the person named Mrs Mary Jones?
No I am a living woman, I do not identify as a name nor a person but I control a name of a person. Do you have a contract with this person or name that I have signed in wet ink as the authorised representative?
No I am a living woman, I do not identify as a name nor a person but I control a name of a person. Do you have a contract with this person or name that I have signed in wet ink as the authorised representative?
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
Get the living womanmug. by anonymous April 7, 2021
Get the Woman fanmug. 
Billy: Bob do you know woman?
Bob: What the fuck is woman
Billy: Damn Bob never touched woman before...
Bob: What the fuck is woman
Billy: Damn Bob never touched woman before...
by Ilostfaithinhumanity October 1, 2022
Get the Womanmug. “Bro have you seen hemant?”
“Yeah, he’s kinda below average why?”
“Wdym. He’s literally woman repellent.”
“Yeah, he’s kinda below average why?”
“Wdym. He’s literally woman repellent.”
by Booger-man December 9, 2023
Get the Woman Repellentmug. A non-existing representation of our Will to Live. Women are not real, they are just hollow scarecrows, means to subjugate populations and the opium of the people.
by ph1l0s0ph1 November 21, 2021
Get the Womanmug.