Jimmy Smith

what you get called if you are a transvestite

"im a transvestite"
"you are a Jimmy Smith"

by analsexwithlambs May 26, 2023

Penis Smith

A person who's middle and last name also corresponds to his craft.

That one P. Smith has been penis smithing that spreadsheet pretty hard all week.

by Brink Soul Skater January 24, 2023

Turner Smith

He loves to monch and cronsh the carrots and when they have the ranch on them o boby you better hide your carrots and your children because theyre is no stopping him now

"oh lord dearie me is that Turner Smith???"
"Hide your carrots here he comes and HE HAS RANCH"

by The mr man December 1, 2021

The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

Jude smith

People named Jude Smith ugly failures that make peoples day worse by existing and have a microscopic dick.

I treasure the time i don’t spend with Jude Smith.

by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruth100% December 10, 2022

Tony Smith

Looks like a leprechaun and a toothpick had a baby.

This kid named tony smith is gay

by Tony Smith November 19, 2019

Will Smithed

To smack the shit out of somebody. To make a statement about someone and then receive The Consequences and Repercussions of that statement in A slap that you saw & knew was coming from a mile away, and then do nothing about it but shut your bitch ass up because you know you was wrong. i.e., physically corrected for disrespect with a smack to the face.

Will Smith smacked the shit out of Chris Rock for talking about his wife. He got Will Smithed.

by Mrdm1 March 28, 2022