Smoking da weeds

To smoke weed

I was out with my friends, smoking da weeds.

by Koolkat115 February 2, 2020

Fake weed circle

When you smoke weed with one or more people who claim to be friends but quietly talk about you when you are not looking

I hate this fake weed circle!

by KingOfTruth September 28, 2014

Nobel Weed Prize

Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.

When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!

by Wolfgang VonLoveless September 20, 2014

chinese dick weed

when you bite into an egg roll and find a chinese pubic hair

mr.miagi is a chinese dick weed for putting his cock hair in my egg roll

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

texas weed wacker

The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.

EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "

by Deweyman52 & Mase53 May 17, 2014

Chuck Norris Weed

It's the strongest, most sinister weed on the planet. Smoking it will knock you out like a round house kick to the face. It's got 10 times the level of THC found in even the best weed. This weed is so hairy...not only does it have a beard...it has a mustache...just like Chuck! It is the only thing that could get Chuck Norris high, so it was named after him in his honor!

A.K.A. "Texas Ranger"

"Eh dog, you got any of that Chuck Norris Weed? Cause I'm fixin' to knock myself the fuck out?"

"You got any of that Chuck Norris? Cause I'm looking to Judo Chop my ass from this weed!"

"That shit MUST be Texas Ranger cause its above the law!"

by Brandon Evans December 31, 2007

Terri Schiavo Weed

Terri Schiavo Weed is marijuana that physically and mentally incapacitates you. In other words, GOOD SHIT.

"Man, I'd like to get up but this Terri Schiavo weed's got me glued to the floor!"

by Savage Infant Whale March 30, 2005