When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.
Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.
by officeworklife July 26, 2015
Get the Turd Pausemug. by Jimmy Simpson January 12, 2008
Get the turd-bloggingmug. Similar to the cycles of function for an M4 rifle, except that you are extracting a turd during anal sex, allowing it to fall level with the vagina, then chambering it into her pussy with your cock. Your penis is used as the bolt carrier group.
I don't think I will be seeing Sarah anymore. We got a little kinky last night and I ended up chambering a turd. The weird thing is she actually liked it, but I don't know if I can live with myself.
by trace brock January 11, 2019
Get the chambering a turdmug. A follower of a Trump family member despite all available information and logic that would make a normal rational person summarily reject the thought the notion.
Dude, I was going to throw an open party at the lake with live music but was afraid all the Trump turds would show up and ruin the vibe.
by SD Nomderb September 5, 2022
Get the trump turdmug. A foul smelling turd that smells like liquor. This usually is expelled the morning after consuming massive quantities of Polynesian mixed drinks especially Scorpion Bowls.
by Boozeturd July 15, 2016
Get the Booze Turdmug. A Land Rover, Range Rover or any other vehicle that rolled off the production line at Load Lane Solihull
What ever possesed you buy that old Solihull turd Geoffrey? The gear box will shit its self the first time you pull that cattle trailer
by Captain Fourtrak April 13, 2021
Get the Solihull turdmug. by Pubeypie August 30, 2021
Get the Wordness to the Turdnessmug.