turtletank

a fat bitch

damn, mike was all up in that turtletank

by last nigga on earth August 3, 2010

Turtle'd

Man lying on his back and putting his knees against his chest and pushing his penis downward between his legs and having his girl reverse cow girl ride him,her ass bouncing against his hamstrings,she is on all fours. Turtle'd

i turtle'd this girl so hard the other night, her ass was bouncing on my hamstrings, my penis being extended downward felt amazing. She got turtle'd!! ....i looked like a turtle who flipped on his shell.

by Litotopnotch November 23, 2011

Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.

by Jay August 4, 2003

turtle soup

a foul smelling female
a female who private area has a fishy oder
a female private area with a foul small and a yellowish discharge

that female has the "turtle soup" you can smell it through her clothes.

by basedchica September 19, 2011

turtle beetle

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hrs without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.

as i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.

by Rajpal May 13, 2005

turtle jockey

"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.

Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"

by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007

turtle tips

The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 3-1 you bounce on the turtle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as beetle bumps except much easier to do.

John: Dude, dont forget to get your turtle tips when you get top the end of world 3-1 because you really suck at this game and you need all the lives you can get.
Mark: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.

by Copernicus P. Einstein July 2, 2009