Solihull turd

A Land Rover, Range Rover or any other vehicle that rolled off the production line at Load Lane Solihull

What ever possesed you buy that old Solihull turd Geoffrey? The gear box will shit its self the first time you pull that cattle trailer

by Captain Fourtrak April 13, 2021

Wordness to the Turdness

A phrase when something is indescribable.

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"

by Pubeypie August 30, 2021

Turd Slug

A piece of feces that sticks to the side of a toilet bowl after flushing that can resemble the look of a slug.

whoever used the toilet last was kind enough to leave a turd slug camped on the side of the bowl.

by havin' fun December 11, 2021

albino turd

A term referring to white trash punk rockers who pretend they're in a band but never go to practice and only jam at guitar center.

When are the Albino Turds playing?
Never

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

treacle Turd

when you eat so much treacle, or honey that your turd turns stringy.

oh dude i just had a shit, it was like tring coming out my ass, talk about painful and gross". "Ahh dude, sounds like a treacle turd

by DinoRawwr March 6, 2011

Turd Blossom

nickname from George W. Bush for Karl Rove

Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.

by Coop Dupe January 3, 2020

Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice

Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly

by hahdgfggehhc February 2, 2020