Gnostic mind virus

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.

Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"

It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes

Refer to Romans 1:22-25

Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus

by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025

Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Mind Time

The time it feels like in your head

"Woh that totally felt like ten seconds mind time"
"Dude, it's been eight years"

by Wasted. October 18, 2008

Beautiful mind

You always hear about/see a movie about a professor that thinks the mailman or newsboy is a spy, but you hardly ever hear about one that thought Harriett Tubman was a spy for the motherland, Jim Carrey is a spy from Canada, or that something isn't right about the obnoxius usher at the theater. Their imagination seems to always be limited to what they see when they first walk outside in the morning, despite people's claims that their minds are so beautiful.

The professor with the beautiful mind didn't share his thoughts about the waittress at IHOP being a Central American spy because he was afraid that people would think he was racist.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

frisky minds

minds that are on the same level
thinking the same ideas

"are you thinking what im thinking arthur?"

"i think so francine"
"we got some frisky minds then"

by peculiarcatgreen October 25, 2017

Mind yo Mouth and I'll mine my manners

Watch your mouth and I won't disrespect you.
Show some respect.

Shut up Idott and listen to me. Nasa mind yo Mouth and I'll mine my manners

by Ms.Bee72 October 2, 2020

trans minded

To believe you have the mind of the opposite gender you were born with, but not want to transition into the other gender because you are content with the way you are.

That’s Scott the trans minded lesbian

by SDuckMe January 4, 2021