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Irish Muffin

When a girl slaps her pubic region until it turns red, then sits on someone’s face.
Hey daddy, you want an Irish Muffin, or what?
by DogsInABathtub May 4, 2022
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Irish Clapping

When a man swings his genitalia back and forth rhythmically slapping his thigh to produce a clapping sound
I’m tired of all this Irish clapping in the locker room.
by Sir MrMr March 24, 2022
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Irish Creamsicle

An traditional act performed every St. Patrick's Day.

On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.
Person 1: Do you have any plans for St. Patrick's Day?
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.

i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.
by AeonicShadow August 2, 2025
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Irish U-Turn

When you are with a group of people drinking, everyone says goodnight, you act like you are leaving the bar too but then at the last minute, without your friends knowing (well, maybe a couple friends know but never the whole group) you turn around and go back to the bar you just left or another bar…
We were leaving the bar but then a couple of us Irish U-Turned and we drank til 4 in the morning.
by The One Who Remains April 23, 2025
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Irish Insertion

A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb
Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"
by howdyhuman August 12, 2021
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Irish cash cow

The irish cash cow brought Nate Diaz out of his brother's shadow.
by Bronze Knee Cap August 18, 2019
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Irish Babysitter

placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping
Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.
by WebsterNouveau April 19, 2024
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