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Chads are the coolest guys youll ever meet. Usually tall dark and handsome and all the girls love him. Chads have a hella big appetite. Chad cares for his close friends and family. Chads relationships last long because he doesnt cheat
by bang bang killa killa April 16, 2012
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The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: 'I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.'
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Don't be a Chad, wipe your chad!
by Chaint. August 12, 2022
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Enhanced Chad

Someone who is an enhanced version of a chad. Basically better at everything a normal chad could do.
Woah dude! You're such an enhanced chad!
by TheCheesyCheese January 29, 2023
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Chad

A white male, usually in his early 20s to mid-30s. He's at least 6 feet tall, handsome, and very muscular. Also known to have an exceptionally large penis. Because of these features, he develops a confident and cocky attitude, drawing the attention of many girls who all think they'll be the one to lock him down. However, Chad prefers to have a harem of beautiful women, enjoying sex with as many of them as often as he can.
Chad: Let's have sex. Right now.
Eve: Chad, you've gotta be crazy? Do you really think I'm that shallow? I know you had sex with my friend Molly last night.
Chad: (Takes his shirt off, showing his muscles. Then unzips his jeans, letting his massive penis hang out).
Eve: Oh my god! (Covers her open mouth)
Chad: Let's have sex. Right now.
Eve: Oh my god Yes! (Jumps into his arms)
by EveBeauty October 4, 2022
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person 1: "Chad"
person 2: "ok?"
by xwm:-) March 24, 2022
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Chads

OHOHO! REALLY!? THE CHADS ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE MISOGYNISTIC AND RAPE!? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUG- Oh wait me because I'm a genius... CORRECT AGAIN! I'm like The Flash! It's like I'm playing time-catch with myself! I throw the ball 7 years into the future and then I run 7 years into the future and catch the ball I threw!
Hym "HA! HA! HAHAHA! AHA! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!? How is it possible for 1 man to be so correct!? THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!! The CHADS... Are more misogynistic than THE INCELS! AND THEY RAPE MORE! I SAID THAT! Both of the things! I said that! See!? See? They're throwing themselves at the fat-cocks... The fat-cocks think less of them for it... The reason the Onlyfans panel girls thinks it's easy for men to get laid is because IT IS for the guys they LET fuck them... They project the qualities of the fat-cocks onto the men they DON'T fuck... And the incels take all of the societal flack for the fat-cocks! Ha! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
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Chad

A person that respects everybody equally, is not racist, and does not harass furries.
Person: “Have you seen the new student? He’s a total chad!”
Person 2: “Yeah, He doesn’t care if you’re black, he likes everybody equally!”
Person: “Truly the gem that saved the sharty.”
by KnowledgeLover10 January 16, 2024
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