Lakewood Catholic Academy

A private catholic elementary/middle school located in Lakewood Ohio. It's full of selfish, prissy, little girls and boys who don't know how to control themselves and think they can do whatever they want.

You learn absolutely nothing in Health or Social Studies. Gym will destroy your GPA. 5th-7th grade Math will be hell if you don't get in the "advanced" class. Art class is fun but will always get ruined by brats who only think of themselves and you will contract tinnitus from all the yelling and screaming.
"Do you remember how bad Lakewood Catholic Academy was?"
"Oh yea. I'm surprised I still managed to pass the 8th grade after that hell-hole."
by Sprinklez_Bun20 September 06, 2022
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Sunshine Academy

The place where they send the mentally handicapped so that normal people can live out their normal lives. A normal student at the sunshine academy could expect to either finger paint all day, or fart in a bathtub and laugh their ass off.
I sent my son to the sunshine academy so I could bang my wife the other day
by Weiner Stinkman September 24, 2011
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dayspring academy

a school full of mean girls and immature guys. everyday is a living hell. if you want to go to dayspring, just don’t. they pride themselves on good education and they teach them higher level stuff to make them feel older, yet they won’t teach you how to be a decent human. a good education will get you far but without common sense and basic kindness you’ll get nowhere. the “learners” at dayspring are extremely toxic and no exactly how to make you feel like you don’t belong. if you go to dayspring, good luck.
where do u go to school?

i go to dayspring academy

ohhh.. you go there…
by urmom3005 November 16, 2021
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dayspring academy

A school filled with toxic girls and guys who think they are the shit. Literally anyone could go to dayspring and think they are gonna pass and actually fail. Dayspring is filled of uptight girls who wear short ass skirts and think it’s cute.
Omg did you hear about dayspring academy?
No why.
The People there think they are the shit.
by Djdvxjsdugdbcjshfb September 09, 2021
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knights academy

knights academy is full of wet white kids who think there bad and dutty neeks. some dumbass teachers that do nowt but shout
you go knights academy? suck your mum
by hiimgau123 September 26, 2022
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Sharpe Academy

A performing arts “school” that radiates the same energy as a pyramid scheme.
A: Imagine paying 25p for a Freddo
B: Imagine paying £10,800 for Sharpe Academy
by JoeyBlowey May 26, 2021
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