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A two bob nob.

Somebody who is a complete twat, usually wears a track suit & is unemployed. Most 'two bob's' have a stupid ass dog too, then you have a 'two bob nob with a dog.' Mostly located in council estate accomdation, these assholes have very low IQ's and little respect for anyone or anything. They are rubbish Chav's.
"Ooh just look at geezer at the back of the bus smoking dope & playing that shite music on his Ipod, he is definately 'A two bob nob.'
by Britannic January 29, 2009
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Two Muffins In An Oven

Possibly THE best joke of all time.
Only just beaten by your face.
Two muffins in an oven.
One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"
by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 8, 2009
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two scoops

1. Descriptor for a male/female that you think is hot stuff.

2. Can be used in half or no portions to describe a male/female who doesn't look bad and you would take home, but wouldn't tell anyone about later.
"Check out two scoops over there in the red sweater."

"Check the hottie over in the corner."
"Man, she's definately only one scoop at best."

"I asked Jessica to the dance, and she said she doesn't date people who aren't any scoops."
by sth21 June 11, 2006
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Two tongue Monster

The art of eating your woman out while using your tongue, and bottom lip at the same time.
I was eating my woman out, when i started using my bottom lip like a second tongue, almost like a two tongue monster.
by chaves January 2, 2008
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Two and a Half men

"two and a half men is the best show ever!"-Fan
by Michael Jackson's brother. August 24, 2009
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Twos up on a bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.

Try asking someone:
Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?
by christophe August 4, 2004
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Two;xer Geaminege

Oh no they deleted the Two;xer Geaminege gif everybody spam it
by Twoxer Geaminege September 4, 2021
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