Somebody who is a complete twat, usually wears a track suit & is unemployed. Most 'two bob's' have a stupid ass dog too, then you have a 'two bob nob with a dog.' Mostly located in council estate accomdation, these assholes have very low IQ's and little respect for anyone or anything. They are rubbish Chav's.
"Ooh just look at geezer at the back of the bus smoking dope & playing that shite music on his Ipod, he is definately 'A two bob nob.'
by Britannic January 29, 2009
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One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"
One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"
by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 8, 2009
Get the Two Muffins In An Oven mug.1. Descriptor for a male/female that you think is hot stuff.
2. Can be used in half or no portions to describe a male/female who doesn't look bad and you would take home, but wouldn't tell anyone about later.
2. Can be used in half or no portions to describe a male/female who doesn't look bad and you would take home, but wouldn't tell anyone about later.
"Check out two scoops over there in the red sweater."
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"Man, she's definately only one scoop at best."
"I asked Jessica to the dance, and she said she doesn't date people who aren't any scoops."
"Check the hottie over in the corner."
"Man, she's definately only one scoop at best."
"I asked Jessica to the dance, and she said she doesn't date people who aren't any scoops."
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