Whale week

When you’re on vacation and you spot groups of overweight women on vacation as well.

Instead of shark week...

We came to Miami at the wrong time. What is it, whale week?

by Kingdev8806 November 13, 2017

Whale Call

The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....

Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?

Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!

Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?

Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......

by Whalecallforlife March 17, 2011

BROWN WHALE

When two fat women roll around in their own shit.

Watching that brown whale made me throw up.

by Joe Seff February 20, 2025

Whaling

Having sexy time

Person1: You going to be whaling your beotch this weekend?
Person2: You know it bru

by Mandosa September 30, 2020

Sperm whale

When woman or man with tracheotomy tracheometry whatever gets fucked in the hole then after you finish blows it out at you.

Grammy and I had fun last night, she is a sperm whale.

by Ko16311 August 26, 2021

Spermback Whale

When you’re fucking a fat chick from behind and you pull out and cum all over her back

“Damn you took that fat chick home last night?”

“Yeah she was a spermback whale after I was done with her”

by carrytheflag61 February 27, 2022

Land Whale

A terrorist so fat that they take the whole screen on whatapps

Damn that mercury dude is a fucking land whale.

by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023