Second Christmas

The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.

"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"

by AnthonyBigShield March 03, 2020

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Jessica Christmas

The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.

I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?

by Starshine Ember September 08, 2020

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Scottish Christmas

The sex act where a woman gets fucked in both Holes by two different people.

Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!

by AlexOfTheSeas December 20, 2020

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Scottish christmas

The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out

Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas

by Meathole69 October 06, 2018

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