High-Rise Suicide

When you go into an elevator by yourself and jerk off before you reach your floor. (The closer the better)

Me: I felt risky yesterday and decided to do the high-rise suicide

by Uhmyeahgocrazy April 6, 2019

One fourth suicidal

In opposition to suicidal, a person who is one fourth suicidal don't want to kill him or herself, just make so much harm to the body, that it can be used as an excuse not to do something.

Person 1: Man, I'm so one fourth suicidal. Tomorrow is my final exam, and I haven't even opened the book yet!

Person 2: Well, jump in front of an electronic car then!

by OneFourth June 11, 2010

Suicide

The act of intentionally causing one's own death. The person that wants to take their own life may feel that everything is hopeless. The person may feel that they are bullied, alone and unhappy. Those are some reasons why people takes their own life. People with ADHD have higher risk of taking their own life than people without ADHD.

People having suicidal thoughts is nothing you should make fun of.

Even if you are reading this and you are suicidal, please do not suicide. There is hope. Call 1-800-273-8255, you deserve to be alive.

I'm worried about my neighbour. He has not been normal for over a half year and it is making me feel bad. It seems like he just wants to commit suicide. I don't know what to do.

by UnknownDummy April 5, 2018

suicidal shit

When you take a shit that is so fucking bad it makes you wanna commit suicide.

Man that was one hell of a suicidal shit it was that bad.

by Niggtoni October 16, 2020

Suicide by Sniper

When a government or other powerful group kills a person who leaked incriminating evidence about them and pins it as a suicide/accident.

"Did you hear about how Epstein was supposed to leak the classified documents but killed himself before he could?"
"Nah, he didn't kill himself, he committed suicide by sniper."

by decrepitism December 20, 2023

suicidally bored

when you are so bored that you want to die

i was so suicidally bored i died

by datblooboi March 1, 2024

French Suicide

Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour

Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.

by Biggymeowgoose August 15, 2018