blastin snow turtles

Doing lines of YAY or cocaine.

Friend: what are you doing?

ME: I'm blastin snow turtles.

by DerDreD May 8, 2019

Making snow angels

A euphemism for when someone snorts cocaine

Hey chad did you end up making snow angels at the party yesterday? People said you got fucked up

by Mo’moneysnowproblem May 19, 2019

Mrs Snow

She is a very beautiful and physically gifted person. She has an amazing body and is not afraid to show it off, she is a strong athlete but has bad shoulder pain and her back come out further than a Tesco delivery van on Sunday afternoon. Sam is her favourite student and on special occasions her intimate lover

I have a teacher, she is such a Mrs Snow

by Boi if mystery June 8, 2019

Michigan snow drift

The act of cumming in the anus of your other half, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her vagina, then continuing intercourse until the nut is a fine cream, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her mouth.

"Sorry I couldn't make it to work today, the wife wanted me to give her a Michigan snow drift."
"What the hell is that?"
"Don't worry about it."

by MichiganSnowDrift April 16, 2019

marine snow

Something Jake Adams made up to impress Rosie

Rosie did you know about marine snow!

by Onshore Chicken September 10, 2019

Canadian Snow Blower

A Canadian Snow Blower is when your partner takes a sip from a 7-Eleven Slushie then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

My friend Mitch gave me a Canadian Snow Blower in the back of a 7-Eleven.

by The Sus Bus Driver September 28, 2019

fat snow

used for whatever the fuck you want it for bitch

ur a fucking fat snow

by slattshitrick September 30, 2019