snakes on a plane

expressing absurdity; describing overkill so over the top it's illogical. can be positive or negative

dude my car broke down on the highway and i can't afford a tow. can you pick me up?

sure. where are you at?

best buy.

best buy? how'd you get there?

i pushed my car here so i could buy an xbox 360

wha?! you are snakes on a plane retarded

by McN@sty September 9, 2006

Paper Headed Snake

A 'Paper headed snake' is created (or given birth to) when a person defecates (shits) in the bush. the 'paper head' is created when the used toilet paper is dropped on top of the shit. It is said that if you step on a paper headed snake it will latch onto (stick to) your footwear and never let go (hopefully you are wearing footwear when you step on one. This is another mythical Australian creature like the famous drop bear, Yowie, Bunyip, Hoop snake and redbacked funneltiger. I am sure this species is not confined to the Australian bush and can be found worldwide

I was bushwalking just near the campground when I stepped on a paper headed snake, the bastard wouldn't let go of my boot

by Secretavenger February 20, 2008

Two-Faced Snake

This is to refer to a person who goes out of their way to betray peoples' trust. They are mean and go out of their way to be so.

That person is a Two-Faced Snake because they decided to go behind my back and betray me.

by KayMarie333 October 20, 2019

Trying to Shave a Snake

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.

"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."

by JollyLama February 27, 2010

one eyed snake

a funny name for a penis

his one eyed snake went into her pink taco

by sqworm June 2, 2004

Snake and The Rhythm Hunters

Established in late 2009, Snake and The Rhythm Hunters is a well known musical group from Illinois. Their groovy and mellow sounds can really spice up any evening. Classics include Irish Whiskey Song and Watch Out, however there is always more to anticipate from Snake.

Mike: Hey, have you heard of Snake and The Rhythm Hunters?

Cali: Yeah jabroni, they're only the best band ever!

by snake189 April 1, 2011

Bohemian snake pit

This is the act of two dudes scissoring.

Billy and Todd tried the Bohemian snake pit.

by Senior Douche July 7, 2010