Poetry Slam

A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).

Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”

by Valefar August 27, 2021

Slam the Hood

(A mechanic phrase) to give up on a project or stop troubleshooting a car.

"This is ridiculous! I'm feel like i'm going to slam the hood."

by BrianMcFight May 9, 2016

Inside relative grand slam

A man scoring 4 different generations of women at the same time within the same family

"Hey Bobby, I went to my girlfriend's family reunion, and I scored an inside relative grand slam!"

by BeatleBabe007 September 18, 2024

Banana Slam

Beating your meat to Winston rule34

"That competitive game sure was stressful. I think it's time to get banana slammed."

by Slamana Banner March 30, 2019

The Pipe Slam

A move used in sex, where the man slams his dick onto the female's face. This is normaly done at a full erection.

"Damn, I did the pipe slam last night."

by advar February 1, 2022

grand slam

n. A ban from entering all four major tennis tournaments in the same year.

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Looks like he is one down and three to go in his pursuit of a grand slam.

Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

Slam blasted

A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.

“I’m violently high. I feel slammed…and blasted…I’m so slam blasted right now.”

by slam blasted August 12, 2025