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Eric Roberting

Convincingly faking talent
Fake gold wearing fool was Eric Roberting like he is the next Vanilla Ice but after he signed his deal he was more zero than hero.
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Robert

A failure nibba who asks a girl out six times, and gets rejected everyone.
Vanessa: Robert is so stupid, he asked me out again!!!
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Jason chode Roberts

A man with short stumpy Arms
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Tina Roberts

A slave from Rotherham, her other names are Slut, Whore and Bitch. She wants to be the best slave around.
Look, there's Tina Roberts the slut slave.
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Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
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Eric Roberts

A god amongst men. An actor who doesn’t know how to say NO to films, causing him to be the most prolific actor of the modern era and best known for his roles as The Master on Doctor Who and as the voice of a cat in some softcore gay porno. He’s also the stoner brother of Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts’s dad.
“I’m goddamn serious! Eric Roberts is the fucking man!” - Mickey Rourke
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Robert

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