Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.
Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.
by gamblorizer November 20, 2020
Get the The Retard's Gambitmug. by LBOZORATIO+yourmom February 17, 2022
Get the Straight Retardedmug. ;The Act of dancing like a mentally unstable humanoid when completely alone with very loud music.
;Dancing most likely infront of a computer screen flailing hands and shaking head.
;Usually an act while under the influence of a psychoactive drug, usually performed by an overweight person.
;Dancing most likely infront of a computer screen flailing hands and shaking head.
;Usually an act while under the influence of a psychoactive drug, usually performed by an overweight person.
"Matthew is performing his retard-rave again, he thinks he's home alone."
"i think im going home, sit infront of my laptop, and have my own retard-rave, i got glow sticks."
"i think im going home, sit infront of my laptop, and have my own retard-rave, i got glow sticks."
by KotaLSD April 20, 2010
Get the Retard-Ravemug. Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.
by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018
Get the Retarded Cavemanmug. A person with no real talent or intelligence who thinks they are superior to everyone around them. Pretentious condescending people with no life experience.
by CapnShea September 8, 2016
Get the Retard Savantmug. by pickledEggs69 May 3, 2018
Get the double retardedmug. 