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not-relationship

Something between an open relationship and a relationship. A relationship in which two people act as if they are in a committed relationship (they have sex, they cuddle, they hang out, etc.) but are free to hook up with others.
Yeah bro, they're in a not-relationship!
by JimBobTheTrucker July 3, 2011
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micro-relationship

micro - relationship - mi-cro- re-la-tion-ship n.

“sense of being incidentally related on a very small scale,” specifically of interpersonal connections which develop in bustling metropolitan areas, as a result of frequent exposure to any individual with whom you have no other overt association, including but not limited to mutual friends, professional overlap or residential proximity. A stranger who happens to appear in your sphere of experience on a regular basis and with whom it becomes necessary for you to interact.
yeah i've had a micro-relationship with the cute coffee guy who grinds the coffee at the corner store for years complete with break ups, sex (with our eyes) and make ups though we never say a word that isn't about coffee

because we have a micro-relationship the bus driver always gives me an extra few to find a seat before he puts the pedal to the metal.
by cheesemac August 16, 2012
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having relations

The act of masturbating. Can be used to insult someone or embarrass them.
inmate: "Yo I seen you had a piece toilet paper over your window. You was having relations?"

inmate2: "Na man i was shittin."
by having relations April 1, 2012
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Verse Relationship

A relationship (typically used in roleplay or fanfiction) seperate from the main universe of the story.
"I love when Bella and Jacob have a verse relationship in fanfiction!"
by HollyOfTheVolturiGuard September 2, 2013
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Fallacy Relationship

When two people are dating only because -
- Their friends hooked them up
- One, or both, owes it to the other
- Are fuck buddies that don't want to be labeled such
- One, or both, is using it as an excuse to not be single
- The two actually deserves one another

Even though the causes for a Fallacy Relationship vary, it can always be characterized by one, or both, of its members heavily neglecting the relationship till need arises.
-"Why didn't your girlfriend to come?"
+"Sorry, I forgot to invite her."
-"I thought you two were attached at the hip?"
+"Oh no, we're just a fallacy relationship."
by Mrjohndoe October 26, 2014
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age-related mood disorder

A mood disorder characterized by people getting grumpier and having a shorter fuse as they get older.
My parents are currently experiencing a mild form of age-related mood disorder
by Sexydimma January 26, 2015
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Fusion Relative

A family relation in which there are two relationships at the same time - examples would be if a man has a child with two sisters, those kids would be siblings and cousins at the same time. If a man has a child with a mother and her daughter (from another man) those two kids would be siblings and aunt-uncle/niece-nephew at the same time.
What do you mean Timmy is your fusion relative? He's your brother and your uncle at the same time? Dude take that to Jerry Springer.
by IcyHot September 24, 2015
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